Me? Blow it. Because, YOLO. Right?

No, seriously. I would blow it all! And here is how.

First, all my bills, my mommas bills, and pretty much anyone who is in my family… Bills paid. Then, don’t ask me for anything else.

Second? Book an entire plane and go to Vegas with my buddies. Airfare and hotel paid. And everyone gets a a stack to spend. But probably more, because $700 million is a lot to spend, even AFTER taxes.

Third. I would take my wife and boys on a cruise that goes around the world! Seeing the world has always been my passion growing up. And with my side gig, I have seen a good part of the US. This would allow us to do that! And disappear for a little while, since everyone is going to want some of my dough.

Fourth. Buy 10 monster trucks and have my buddies over for some good old, stupid, monster truck fun. We will have jumping contests, crush cars, and probably destroy them. I mean, I can buy more. I might even make a play to buy Monster Jam!

Fifth. Buy some property! Where? Miami, Chicago, Las Vegas, Hawaii, Punta Cana, and more. Probably even look into buying an island somewhere in the Caribbean.

And, since I am not totally shallow, I would set up college funds for my boys along with some extra cash to make sure they are set for life, and donate a few million to Best Buddies!