I Won Mega Millions!!! sort of

“No one won Mega Millions on Friday”

“Umm excuse me, I won $10!”

Ok so $10 is also what I paid for the five tickets, so I broke even. Doesn’t exactly have me living like DJ Khaled just yet. But can you imagine how much I was panicking when I started to see some numbers matching?!?!  That feeling when you start to go just a little numb, followed by a sigh of disappointment :). I’m off to reinvest my ‘winnings’ for the Record 1.6 Billion (and counting) jackpot. So many people say the first thing they’ll do when they win is quit their job. I think I would still work…. you know until the sale for my private jet goes through. What is the first crazy thing you’d do with over a billion dollars, after the big three: panic, do a victory dance, and start breathing again? If it’s throw a massive party, don’t forget our invite!

I can’t even fathom what that kind of money even means (aside from searching “things that cost a billion dollars”), I’m thinking my action plan is:

  1. Pay bills! (boring, but it has to be step 1)
  2. Hire a lawyer
  3. Buy a house – or two
  4. Gotta furnish that/those house(s)
  5. Set up some trust funds
  6. Set up travel funds
  7. Then it’s time to asses how much you can give charities, friends, family
  8. NOW WHAT?!? Buy a zoo?

Can’t hurt to dream

With $1 Billion you can buy as many of these as you’d like and have your own MTV Cribs episode!

Here’s what $1.3 million can buy you in the U.S.’ biggest metro areas from CNBC.

 

-Shay

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