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Droppin Live News Bommbs!
Storms in southern Oregon caused power outages this week, so a local TV reporter was talking to some kids about it LIVE, then dropped a hard F-bomb like it was nothing right here.
He Got Caught Because Of Her New Jeans
A woman accidentally discovered her husband was cheating, when she went on a cleaning forum to ask why everything was turning green, including her cat, and someone suggested it could be new Old Navy jeans. Last month, a woman went online to ask people for CLEANING TIPS. She noticed that everything in her house was TURNING GREEN, and she couldn’t figure out what was causing it. The green coloring was showing up on couch cushions . . . bed sheets . . . carpeting . . . her own socks . . . her phone charger . . . and even her CAT.
In her posts about it on Reddit here, you can see the whole thing unfold, she showed pictures where you could clearly see a green hue showing up on everything. She tested for mold . . . that wasn’t it. She tested to see if it was her detergent . . . that wasn’t it either.
There were a lot of theories, but one person suggested that it could be brand new jeans from Old Navy . . . because “they stain everything.”
The woman said that her and her husband aren’t jeans people . . . but then someone else said, quote, “Imagine this is how you discover he’s having an affair with some Old Navy-wearing woman, from the cat turning green.” Right here!
And Finally, Clever Phrases were Tired Of Hearing
1. “I was today years old . . .”
2. “This” . . . in place of saying that you agree.
3. “Well played.”
4. “I love that for you.”
5. “‘POV’ . . . of everything.” It’s used a lot in memes.
6. Another meme one: “Tell me you [blank], without telling me you [blank].”
7. “Not all heroes wear capes.”
8. Finishing every sentence with “you know what I mean?”
9. “There’s no such thing as a stupid question.” That HIGHLY underestimates the stupidity of the population.
10. “I did a thing.” And also: “All of the things.”
11. “Hubby,” “wifey,” “preggers,” and “doggo.” Also: “Fur baby.”
12. When people use “supposably” instead of “supposedly.”
13. “Gaslighting.” Mostly because it’s often used incorrectly.
14. “Living my best life.” Also: “Being my true self.”
15. “I’m in my [blank] era.”
16. Saying, “Thanks for coming to my ‘Ted Talk'” . . . after the most basic, unoriginal couple of sentences about their opinion of something.
17. “The ick.”
18. “[Blank] was not on my 2025 bingo card.”
19. “Adulting.”
20. “Lives rent-free in my head.”
Will Ferrell Hits Peoria
Y’all remember when Will Ferrell was in Peoria singing karaoke at @Basket Case? finally, here’s the documentary coming to Netflix!
Bad Day Ahead?
According to a new survey, the average person knows if their day has been RUINED by 8:36 A.M. And on average, we have four “bad days” per month, which is 48 per year. Heres how do you know if a bad day is coming….
1. Waking up and feeling sick . . . 35%
2. Sleeping poorly throughout the night . . . 31%
3. Waking up with a headache . . . 29%
4. Losing your keys . . . 26%
5. Forgetting your phone at home . . . 25%
6. Running out of toilet paper . . . 22%
7. Forgetting your wallet at home . . . 22%
8. Sleeping though your alarm . . . 19%
9. Realizing you forgot to plug in your phone the night before . . . 18%
10. Stubbing your toe . . . 17%.
The Fall Of Pumpkin Spice
Is America’s love affair with pumpkin spice drawing to a close? No, it’s still beloved. But not by as many as it used to be. The first day of fall is still over a month out. (September 22nd) But an early poll for it found 58% of Americans think pumpkin spice is NOT the best fall flavor.
Congrats, Your Not Really Fired, But You Gotta Go
Companies are so passive aggressive now. A poll by the site Resume Builder found 38% of companies lay people off instead of firing them . . . just to avoid hurting people’s FEELINGS. 80% of bosses said their company has laid someone off in the past year when they could have fired them for cause. Sometimes it’s out of kindness, like to avoid hurt feelings or help out with severance. But the #1 reason they do it is more self-serving .
1. To maintain company morale. 62% of bosses cited it as a reason. So, we react better if we think our friend got laid off because the money just wasn’t there.
2. To avoid wrongful termination lawsuits. A close second at 59%.
3. To help the person out with a severance package, 54%. So, that one’s nice.
4. To avoid hurting their feelings, 38%. The old line, “You know I think you’re great. Corporate just gave me no choice.”
According to the poll, layoffs that aren’t REALLY layoffs are more common than you’d think. Half of the bosses polled said at least 75% of layoffs their company made in the past year weren’t really about cutting costs.
Rhino Piercings- Would You??
Painful “rhino piercings” are trending on social media. That’s a vertical piercing placed through the center tip of the nose. TikToker @DJRawBase is no stranger to piercings and he talks about why the rhino piercing is so infamous.
