Life is kind of like this video… Trying to run away from your problems, but your pants wont stay up!
Next thing you know, you are on your face and the man is taking you to the clink.
I mean, I’m no criminal expert, but if you have plans of running from, lets say, the police, maybe a belt is a good thing to have on your person!
According to the YouTube poster:
A man on the run with his pants around his ankles didn’t get too far Monday morning in Chicago. Authorities tackled the man, who was seen walking on the Dan Ryan Expressway and Metro rail tracks around 6:00 a.m. (May 17). For safety reasons, as State Police, Chicago Police and transportation workers chased down the man, power was temporarily shut down to the tracks. The man was eventually taken into an ambulance and driven to the hospital, it’s not clear yet why he was walking on the expressway.
I’m all for a no pants party, but not at 6am on the expressway! Good thing we don’t live in Chicago, we would have had to deal with these traffic delays.